Chateau Miranda, Noisy,

Celles province, Belgium...

 

 

Imagine if you will a fairytale château perched high upon a hill in Belgium, overlooking a quiet crossroads deep in the heart of the Ardenne. The nearest neighbour is another much smaller chateau on the other side of the valley. We are only a few miles from the border with Luxembourg here and the countryside is all verdant, green woodland and secluded valleys.

Château Miranda, also known as Noisy Castle, is a 19th century château in the Celles province of Namur. The château was built in the Scottish Gothic style by the English architect Milner under commission from the Liedekerke-Beaufort family, who had left their previous home, Vêves Castle, during the French Revolution. Sadly after the work began in 1866 Milner did not live long enough to see his vision completed.

The family's descendants lived here until the Nazi occupation in World War II, and then after the war it was taken over by the National Railway Company of Belgium (NMBS). The reason for their involvement is debatable; some sites say it was used as an orphanage, others say it was a kind of holiday resort for the children of the railway company employees. It remained an NMBS facility until 1980.

Although the municipality of Celles has offered to take on the château the family has steadfastly refused so it has stood empty since 1991 and the enormous building is now in a sadly derelict state. It has become a "must see" venue for urban explorers.

In July 2011 we decided to stop by on our way over to Verdun as we were almost literally passing the door. The first sight of the exterior is breathtaking - the colour of the stone and of the roof slates was almost gunmetal in the light we were experiencing. We were not disappointed by the interior either, and we enjoyed a wonderful afternoon wandering around on a voyage of discovery through a seemingly endless number of rooms.

Sadly water ingress and the attentions of the vandalistic elements of society have taken their inevitable toll and it is heart breaking to see the damage wrought upon the main staircase and entrance hall where previously magnificent vaulted ceilings in lovely pastel shades are now a pale shadow of their former glory. The ornate carved stone balustrades on the staircase are smashed and even the marble steps themselves have been badly damaged. The wooden floorboards on the first floor are rotten and often completely missing so in places it is not possible to progress any further into the building without wobbling from beam to beam in a precarious and highly nerve wracking fashion! We were quite surprised to find the remains of a life sized dummy clearly created with macabre intent to frighten visitors, and in the biggest bathroom broken glass has been arranged in one of the two raised bath tubs together with what we took to be theatre prop gore to give the impression of a suicide attempt or the like! Graffiti comments daubed on the walls in other parts of the building led us to conclude that someone with a Goth outlook and a questionable mentality is probably responsible.

A further oddity we spotted is the fact that the clock in the 56 metre (182 feet) high tower may still be working! We thought initially that it was stopped at ten past three, which coincidentally was about the time we were actually there. But photographs taken by other visitors show different times, and we're not even sure if ours - all taken on the same day - don't show different times too! So maybe the clock is still working, perhaps because visiting urb-exers are winding it up as they pass through the clock tower? Or maybe one of Derek Acorah's spirit guides is following us around hell bent on devilment because I've been extracting the urine and casting aspersions upon his credibility so much lately... I don't know ;-) !!! 

Below you can view the best of the photographs which we took in this amazing building.

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Our first view of the side of the château as we ascend through the woods from the crossroads...

 

We break free of the undergrowth into what was once the back gardens just to the left of a large ornamental pond...

A short flight of stairs leads us from what was once a lawn up to the rear entrance of the house proper...

Signage indicates that the house is unsafe to enter...

 

The hallway runs from back to front of the house. Here we see the first of the magnificent vaulted ceilings constructed from lathe and plaster and painted in vibrant pastel shades...

 

 

The paint is pealing very badly now...

The master staircase still has the power to take one's breath away despite it's advanced state of decay...

If I look smug it's because I've wanted to visit this place for quite some time now!

Simple banister rails are not enough. Archways open the landing on to the staircase and each alcove is finished in magnificent detail...

How sad it is that vandalism has reduced this staircase to a fraction of it's former glory...

Even the lathe and plaster ceiling is disintegrating with the ingress of rainwater...

 

 

Tonto on the landing!

Me too!

The landing opens onto a corridor running from one side of the château to the other. Floorboards are practically none existant...

The ceilings above this landing and corridor have also gone in many places creating a serious hazard to progress...

A second corridor runs towards the front of the house and the access to the clock tower...

Climbing the clock tower reveals amazing views through the many windows...

Much of the roof is damaged and in places the slates are none existent...

At this level within the tower it was far from obvious whether there had ever been glass in these windows...

A spiral staircase connects the tower roof with the clock chamber. There is very little light here other than the flash from my camera...

 

 

The clock mechanism...

The inside of the clock face at the front of the tower...

 

 

 

Out in the open air at the highest level of the clock tower...

The slate roof of this tower is in very good condition...

This area of the building needs little more than a lick of paint and a bit of pointing...

The drive way up to the front door viewed from the tower...

 

 

 

The stable block and courtyard. The stable block roof has completely collapsed over almost it's entire length...

The spire of one of the château's other towers rises through a sea of greenery...

 

 

 

The roof on this side is in much better condition and the area inside the building immediately below is much more intact as a result...

There would have to be some serious de-forestation around this building to get it back to anything like it's former glory...

 

 

 

The Gothic architecture is breathtaking in it's beauty and the attention to detail and finish is superb...

The nearest neighbours are clearly prols because their château is much smaller... ;-)

 

 

 

The neighbouring château is still occupied and consequently it appears to be in a good state of repair...

Back on the first floor again. The wooden floor here is very poor and not surprisingly this is below an area where the roof is shot...

 

 

 

One of the few bedrooms where the original wallpaper is still apparent and in a surprisingly good state all things considered...

I framed this shot  in the dark - you can tell can't you!

 

 

 

I'm not sure about the colour scheme but I love the wood panelling!

Blue seems to be a  popular colour at Château Miranda!

Imagine waking up to this view!

A rare area on the second floor which is in good condition due to the integrity of the roof at this point...

 

 

More wood panelling and more blue paint!

 

 

The roof is so bad here it has already brought down two floors...

 

 

A ladder leads up from the first floor to the attic rooms. Access otherwise would not be possible at this end of the building as the normal stairs are rotten...

The attic corridors are very variable in condition...

Back down on the first floor again and exploring one of the wings...

Rampant vandalism - I will never understand this behaviour...

It's not quite as disgusting as it looks!

Raised baths in a huge washorrom...

A seperate cubicle at the end of the washroom? For shy boys?

Odd that there are only two baths but loads of showers?

A H. & S. nightmare!!!

Another staircase up into another tower...

The view part way up...

The tower slating almost always seems to be good...

 

 

The view from the tower. Is it my imagination or is the time different on the clock now?

What an amazing view!

 

 

Picnic by the pond - when we first entered the building we scared this German couple so much they hid!

This creeper looks lovely but I fear it is wrecking the pointing...

 

 

 

The stable block seen from the tower...

The way back down from the tower...

Getting back down from the first floor is dodgy to say the least!

The interior of the building is so dark that only a torch or the camera flash really shows up hazards like this properly...

In the cellars now and everything is still blue!

This is quite a distribution system - part of the building's electrics...

 

 

 

And the central heating...

Not sure if the pressure is anything to worry about!

The power here is split between left, right and centre of the building instead of by floors...

Leaving the cellars via a covered way...

More lathe and plaster arched ceilings - even exterior corridors are elaborately decorated...

Yet more vandalism - people should protect this place, not trash it!!!

Vaulting horses in an exterior store room. The stable block square is still lined out for court games...

The archway leads through into the stable yards...

The stable block interior comprises tack rooms and so forth on the ground floor then what looked like a social club and offices, or possibly accommodation on the first floor. But water ingress has really trashed it...

 

 

 

Exterior delights!

 

I'm not sure if this is a sun dial or what. This is situated at the front of the building where the main drive leads up to the front doors...

 

 

Some tree felling work is being carried out around the property but the reason why is not obvious as it does not seem to be concentrated on trees that are threatening the building...

The front doors lead into the hallway with the gorgeous  red vaulted ceiling...

 

 

A large washroom is situated to one side of the entrance hall but it has been totally trashed. The is also evidence to suggest that arson has been attempted here...

I despair - even the ceramic tiles on the walls have been attacked...

 

 

We wandered down a corridor and came to a suite of rooms with lovely decor and ornamentation which we think may have been for the headmaster or someone of similar standing...

Another part of the same suite of rooms...

View across the lawns from the same suite of rooms...

 

 

 

The guy who was last in this bath had serious hygiene problems!

And he needs to flush his toilet from time to time!

 

 

 

A beautifully elaborate moulding broken off part of a picture rail...

Dumb waiter leading up from the cellars...

In search of the other end of the same dumb waiter, we are back down in the cellars now...

 

 

 

Dish washing area adjacent to the kitchens in the cellars...

 

 

 

Boiler range in the kitchens...

An industrial grade deep fat fryer. Think of the "frites" this bad boy could churn out!!!

 

 

 

Hot plate range and ovens...

Galvanised sinks...

The cold store door has been smashed off it's hinges...

 

 

Just one of many classrooms we found in the cellars. The presence of classrooms does tend to question the holiday home theory and gives much more credence to the idea of it being an orphanage or boarding school...

Locker room...

Another toilet block - the absence of urinals tends to point to it being solely for the use of the girls...

Changing room for PE class!

Another classroom...

A hand operated  "Gestetner" style duplicating machine...

This part of the building screams "chapel" however the contents of the interior suggested that it had been used as offices...

Upon reflection I don't think we went up that particular tower so we will just have to go back and put that right!

Yet another view of the clock tower and if I'm not mistaken the time has changed! So it would appear the clock is working... weird!!!

 

 

 

Time to leave but not before I snapped a few last exterior shots!

By the time we were leaving the light had changed totally giving the building the look of burnished gunmetal...

 

 

The last view before we disappeared back down the hill into the trees - what an amazing place but how sad to see it falling apart for want of maintenance. I can't wait to go back!